First off: shut up. I am perfectly aware that this video is like three years old, but I’d never seen it before, and it made me laugh, so here we are.
If you aren’t one of the five million people who have seen it already, you’re welcome. And if you’ve never heard of Mega64? Click through and watch some of their other videos, which are thoroughly amazing as they’re full of stuff like this.
Fun fact: I was going to try and be Ezio for Halloween this year, but I didn’t leave enough time to assemble the costume. Maybe next year.