I’ve zero idea what would inspire someone to write and record a rap track about strip mining planets with probes in Mass Effect 2, but here we have Kabuto the Python doing just that in “Those Minerals,” which I’ve embedded above.
The main focus of the track is mining, for some reason, but it also brings in other parts of Mass Effect lore, mainly how Miranda is a ho and how good Serrice Ice Brandy is. It also features a pretty great remix of the Mass Effect theme itself, and it’s worth a listen just for that aspect alone.
Is this part of a series? Kabuto, if you’re out there, I would totally buy an album made up entirely of Mass Effect remixes.