As demonstrated by this handy chart, the clear purpose of every Sims game is in fact, to kill all your Sims. It may sound sadistic and cruel, but I guess that’s why video games were invented, so we don’t do this kind of thing in real life.
And by “this kind of thing” I mean build a room made entirely of fireplaces or kill our paperboys with swords. Not content with being merely tragic, these 10 Sim deaths are truly bizarre.
1) The Oven
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8501xjWMY
I’m passing on the opportunity to make a witty comment here.
2) The Evil Car
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1aIRkm9SVE
I thought this would be about a car hitting someone, but in fact, it’s far more sinister, it’s about a car that can KILL WITH ITS MIND.
3) Frozen
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkGuWSEQ41E
The funny part isn’t that she froze, it’s why. Yeah, those plants really need water there. She earned this death for sure.
4) Drowning in Pee
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9yEdXyOQ&feature=related
Why yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.
5) The Joker’s Baby Barbecue
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvuxjQhgfiM
No f***ing way. No way can you actually do this in a Sims game. Can someone tell me I’m right here? For the love of all mankind?
6) Lightning
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgYG2E6HCs
Really? This can happen? I can imagine spending dozens hours building up your Sim life and all of a sudden BAM! Sim Zeus fries your ass with a lightning bolt.
7) TV
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wF2WBOmYI&feature=related
Only in Sim World is this even possible.
8 ) Paperboy Duel
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3ykwievc0&feature=related
How dare you throw my paper in my bushes. En guarde!
9) How to Kill A Burgler
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfgfQHAnJNE&feature=related
Have you and your buddies all hold M-16s, then tell a joke and make him laugh himself to death?
10) Starvation Box
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRP59lNUqYc
The ever tragic “Sim in a Box” experiment for sadistic ten year old boys.
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