This Week In Movie Trailers!


Hey guys! Welcome to This Week In Movie Trailers!

I hope everyone had a well deserved, awesome week. I did! It was my birthday this week and it turns out that I share it with Batman. How exciting is that? Yeah, not much I know, but I need something to hold myself together during these last weeks of February. But I digress! Tons of good movies this week, surprisingly! Do I want to see them all? Let’s find out!

Guardians of the Galaxy

Paul had his say on the trailer yesterday, but now it’s MY turn muahahaha! OK. So, here’s one of the first biggies of the year, Guardians of the Galaxy, and let me just say this: I know nothing about the comic, but this has me incredibly excited and it’s one of the first Marvel movies in a long time that I am actually looking forward to. Chris Pratt seems like an amazing choice for the lead role, as that dude just OOZES with charm and charisma. Nice to see him rising to superstar status over the past few years. Talented guy. Anyway, I will be seeing the crap out of this one.


Angelina Jolie’s first major directing gig! Seems like she’s moving behind the cameras more these past few years, which I can totally see the appeal. Looks great for an Oscar bait. I should be a rapper. What’s next?


You see, this is what trailers (or teaser trailers) should be: Intriguing, wants you to learn more, and no plot spoiling. I that the other trailers of this film that will inevitably be released will follow suit.

Nymphomaniac: Volume 1

This looks uh, I donno, kinda creepy. I’ve seen the red band trailers, released last year, and my opinion hasn’t changed too much, which is “Uhhhemmmnaahhddddddddss.”

These Final Hours

How would I spend my final hours on earth? I have no idea, but this movie looks pretty intense! I’ll check it out if and when I can.