Hi there! My name is Hal Williams, and I’m an actor. You may remember me from 227 when I played Lester Jenkins, a hard-working, blue-collared construction man who had to endure ridicule on a nightly basis from his ungrateful family. Even worse, Lester’s daughter was constantly hanging around that fool Calvin. Anyway, I was looking in the mirror the other day when I realized I look like a dog. Not just any dog, mind you. It’s not like I resemble a poodle or a beagle. I’ll ask you this: has anyone in the history of the human race looked more like a bloodhound than I do? Seriously, if I wore a collar and ate my own feces, you’d never know the difference:
