True Detective ends this weekend, bringing a temporary end of the era of McConaughey that’s spanned more than a year now. Before it goes, however, the folks at SomeEcards made this fantastic collection of Rust Cohle pick-up lines combining old lady killer sexy McConaughey with the new grizzled version from the show.
The result is a hilarious and depressing display of nihilism, using famous awful pick-up lines as a basis. There’s a whole gallery of these, and I love them. Check out the full collection below: