True Blood: I Want to do V so Bad


If you’ve been watching True Blood – which you should be – you know that humans use vampire blood, or “V,” as a drug.  I want to do some V pretty friggin bad, preferably with someone like Lizzy Caplan.  Sure, maybe there’d be some annoying side effects that come along with withdrawl, but I figure I’m used to waking up hungover so it can’t be that bad.  Read more about V and why I want to do it after the jump:

So what does V do to a person?  Well, for one, we know that it makes you an absolute animal in bed.  But the stuff isn’t like Viagra (which I recommend – it’s like having a power tool strapped to your crotch), because it affects your mind and soul.  In True Blood, Jason and Amy (pictured above) both reach intense orgasm while on V, despite the fact that they never actually have sex – unlike this guy:


If that’s the case, then an orgasm on V would be unlike one anyone has ever experienced.  Being on V also makes you hallucinate, as bright and colorful images appear.  It seems as though all your senses are enhanced and you become one with nature and those around you (especially if they are also on V).  All that said, I don’t see the downside.  I want to score some V, and I want to score it now!  Now who’s got some aspirin so we can snort this stuff?

  • I also want to try V.

    My question is why doesn’t Jason simply ask Bill to be his dealer?

    Also, what do you think of the special effects in the episodes?

  • Madison

    Seriously, who wouldn’t do V? Friggin’ squares, that’s who.

    I think Jason wouldn’t ask Bill simply because at this point, Jason wants nothing to do with vampires. What’s the term for people who hate vamps? Anyway, that’s what he is.

    The special effects? I think they’re pretty good, but I also think you’re referring to the “sex dream” when Jason and Amy got it on in front of their captured vampire (the guy from Office Space). That was a little silly, to be honest, but not enough where it un-did the show’s overall tone.

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  • peej

    Speaking from experience, Take a tab of acid, swallow some ecstacy, snort some lines of blow (optional for increased focus and speed) and smoke a blunt or two. That would be the closest to V possible. 😉 wait…..or just smoke some DMT lol

  • skank

    Maybe the only downside would be the vamp that jumps you as you’re about to score.