My Women’s Studies professor once told me that “women aren’t allowed to be funny, because it’s unattractive.” I would have to disagree, which is why I wrote this list of the funniest, hottest women on TV, and I think when you read it, you’ll have to agree with me.
As a side note, going through every show that every channel has to offer, I also had a startling revelation that really, there aren’t that many good comedies on TV anymore, and half of them are jammed into Thursday night. I blame CBS which is currently beating the sitcom to death with a stick. They did land a good entry onto this list though.
Check out all the girls below:
10. Lea Michelle (Rachel Berry – “Glee”)
Alright, so it’s true, until this GQ shoot I probably wouldn’t have put Lea Michelle on this list, but she gave us a bunch of sexy photos that show us that the uptight Rachel actually does have a wild side.
9. Gillian Jacobs (Britta Perry – “Community”)
She’s an uptight feminist and can be downright annoying on Community, but if she’s cute enough for Joel McHale, she’s cute enough for me.
8. Sarah Hyland (Haley Dunphy – “Modern Family”)
OK stop, before you freak out thinking I’m some weirdo, though Haley Dunphy is supposed to be about 16 on Modern Family, in real life Sarah Hyland is 20, so her inclusion in this list is totally legit. Young Mila Kunis anyone?
7. Rashida Jones (Ann Perkins – “Parks and Recreation”)
I loved her back in her days on The Office, but it’s nice to see her find a home on Parks and Rec, which better be coming back soon or I swear… Liked her better with longer hair, maybe she can grow it out with how long the show’s been on hiatus.
6. Dianna Agron (Quinn Fabray – “Glee”)
I don’t watch Glee anymore. I tried but 45 minutes was too long for a show like this, and I couldn’t deal with how cheery it was. But it does have some hot cast members, and Dianna Agron as sexy cheerleader Quinn tops them all.
5. Alison Brie (Annie Edison – “Community”)
Hmm is Annie hotter because she’s so conservative on Community? I think it definitely helps, and these glamor shots of her here and in the post header have her barely recognizable. But that’s her, and she’s smoking especially when she loses those sweaters.
4. Katrina Bowden (Cerie – “30 Rock”)
Sadly, Cerie isn’t on 30 Rock nearly as much as she should be, but when she is she steals scenes with her hotness. And I’m sorry if nerd-chic Tina Fey isn’t on this list, but honestly tell me she’s hotter than any of these ten girls. I love her, but I’m trying to be objective here.
3. Kaley Cuoco (Penny – “Big Bang Theory”)
I almost left Cuoco off this list here because for a show to be a comedy it has to be FUNNY, which Big Bang Theory is not. But damn, she can be really cute, and therefore has earned a spot on this list.
2. Sofia Vergara (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett – “Modern Family”)
Very few comedies can land former swimsuit models, but Sophia Vergara makes Modern Family worth watching each and every week. Yeah, her voice and chattering can get a bit grating, but usually her outfits more than make up for that.
1. Yyvonne Strahovski (Sarah Walker – “Chuck”)
I don’t have to watch Chuck to know that Yyvonne Stahovski should most definitely be #1 on this list. She’s gorgeous, and has nerd cred to boot as she’s the face and voice of Miranda Lawson in Mass Effect to. You know, the girl genetically engineered to have a perfect ass.
Strahovski aside, is this show worth getting into? I’m looking for something new to try.