This may have been floating around for quite some time, but I’ll be damned if I’d seen it before someone sent it to me this weekend. It shows the person with the cushiest job in Hollwood, Kelly Nelson, who works as the Hair Stylist on Breaking Bad.
As you can see, if you can successfully operate a razor, you could probably have the job as well, as the vast majority of the cast appears to be…folically challenged. Is being bald really the key to being badass? And to think my friends have been worried about their receding hairlines for years. Just buzz it all off and you’ll be someone not to f*** with. Goatee optional.
Next season Kelly suggests a plotline where Marie, Skylar and Walt Jr. are kidnapped and their heads are shaved. And then she officially has to do nothing at all.