Someone Make a Better Game of Thrones Name Generator

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Via Buzzfeed comes a Game of Thrones name generator that can make you either a Knight of the Realm or a Whore of the Streets. It all depends on your name and date of birth.

It’s a fun concept, but I don’t really care for the execution. I get using the famous last names of the houses, but I don’t think it works to use the already established first names as well. For example, I’m “Khal Samwell Targaryen” and can’t stop thinking of Sam riding a horse around in his crow blacks with flowing blond hair.

Lord Commander Tywin Stark? White Walker Daenerys Baratheon? That’s just silly.

Someone invent some cooler names and re-do this thing.