Not the Muppets I Remember

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Ever wanted to see the Muppets as terrifying, humanoid weirdos? Me neither, but that doesn’t stop me from appreciating the work Milan Jaram has done here.

He’s taken the cute and fuzzy gang and remade them into what can probably best be described as Sin City characters. It’s also just occurring to me how many Muppets are male. Was Miss Piggy really the only girl when I was a kid? I’m not sure I want to see what she looks like in this style, frankly.

Animal just looks like a sad hobo. Beaker is a meth head. Everyone else is more than likely a child molester. Goodbye fond Muppet memories.