If you’re like me, chances are you will never grow a mustache as lustrous as Bert Reynold’s or dare I say it, Ron Swanson’s. Sometimes it’s just in the genes.
But for you young-uns, there’s still hope. This PSA from mustachioed celebrities have a message for you: It gets fuller.
Swanson himself, Nick Offerman, is here to reassure you, and he’s brought along some friends as well.
Hmm, maybe I should try for one again. It’s been a few years… But I predict in eight days my fiancee won’t want to be seen with me, and won’t take “it gets fuller!” for an answer.