Anybody still remember the ‘90s? We all do. In fact, here at Unreality, we spend roughly 42% of our time contemplating this golden era of neon socks and slap bracelets. Of mood rings and Power Rangers. Of bowl cuts and whatever Jennifer Aniston was doing with her hair at the time. All that stuff.
In fact, Remy and I were just arguing the other week about our favorite childhood sitcoms. And while I hardly think one word justifies his baffling obsession with Blossom, I’ll respect his fanboy opinions. (For now, anyway. That kid is one Goonies reference away from a drunken brawl.) As for me, Home Improvement was hands-down my favorite childhood sitcom, and I’m highly entertained by it even today. This has nothing to do with nostalgia, by the way; I’ll catch a rerun on TBS every so often, and find myself just as amused as an adult by Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor’s antics as I was back in 1996. Which is more than I can say for any other modern sitcom with a laugh track—the yesteryear hallmark of this genre. Half-hour comedies like Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Malcolm in the Middle, and Community have since weaned me off the laugh track; now when I hear canned laughter, I take it as an indication that whatever I’m watching probably sucks.
But I digress. Home Improvement owned the laugh track, and it was a legitimately awesome show for all the entirely subjective reasons I’m going to list off now. Let’s get to it.
Tool Time – A show within a show
In Home Improvement, Tim and Al star in their own…well, home improvement show. And while this isn’t the only sitcom to feature Inception-style show-within-a-show subplots (e.g., “TGS with Tracey Jordan” on 30 Rock, “The Itchy & Scratchy Show” on The Simpsons, “Terrence and Phillip” on South Park), I think HI kind of set the pace in television for this narrative strategy. Tool Time was a central part of this particular show, and its predictable formula acted as a great narrative anchor.
Lisa and Heidi – Family time eye candy
Yeah, so does anyone else remember that Pamela Anderson was on this show? For six years?? That was back when she was at her hottest, I think. No wonder 13-year-old TJ loved Tool Time so much… [Ed. note: boner joke removed] I don’t know which stars aligned for that casting decision to come about, but in the mid-90s, Baywatch and Home Improvement were as close to porn as I could get. Plus, Heidi and Lisa actually inspired the Juggies from The Man Show, a fact I made up just now (but am sort of starting to believe after a little Googling).
Tim’s On-Set Disasters – Physical comedy at its best
If there’s one thing the Tool Man couldn’t stand, it was a lack of power. And if there was one thing he enjoyed doing most, it was souping up power tools and construction equipment to grunt-worthy levels.
Physical comedy feels like a lost art these days, but it was always a pleasure watching Tim fail spectacularly at whatever tool-related feat he was attempting, whether he was manning a turbo-charged lawn mower…
…pneumatic drywall stilts…
…a “super sander”…
…or turkey carver.
One thing is certain: working for the Home Improvement props department must have been awesome.
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