Game of Thrones: A Tale of Poo and Ivory
Yes.
Just, yes.
This is a bathroom decal that you can buy to make your ivory throne into the iron throne. Game of Thrones is still many months away, so you’ll have to just roleplay each time you take a dump until then. If it helps, you can pretend you’re taking a crap on Joffrey’s chair, and the once he finds it, he executes your entire family. Hah!
Buy this here. Immediately.