Full House of Cards

I hate the House of Cards intro. It’s long, it’s boring, it’s super unmemorable. But when you combine it with the Full House intro in order to get “Full House of Cards”? It’s the creepiest thing ever.

Seriously, I don’t know why, but there’s something terribly unsettling about this music with these visuals. Like, far more so than the original show itself. By the ending my skin was crawling, but I can’t really articulate why. Perhaps the song has magical hypnotic powers to make people binge watch the show. Or perhaps the evil is emanating from Stephanie Tanner instead, which also seems likely.

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