Cookie Monster Made Instantly Terrifying

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Well, that certainly taints a few good childhood memories. I’ve always related to the Cookie Monster growing up, as I too, have an innate desire for baked goods, but this is taking things a new level as he’s eating broken glass and human hands in the pursuit of his obsession.

Can anyone read what it says below him there? I can’t read or write cursive, having skipped second grade (true story), but also that’s pretty damn tiny, even when blown up. Any attempted translation would be very helpful though. Also some artist credit would be lovely.

Did they seriously start making Cookie Monster like vegetables now or is that just some horrible internet rumor?

  • Metallimetal

    “Monsterous Cookie Conditions” seems to be the title…

    The caption reads… observed in the aftermath of a “Cookie Berserker Binge” (not sure if the word is binge, though) where this normally docile and friendly beast goes into an unstoppable feeding frenzy. People get hurt.

    The artist’s name… Blye Cooper… It looks like there is another name below that one as well, but I can’t make it out.

    * Aside from a misread (potentially) word or two, I’d say this is pretty accurate.

    Also, very cool concept of Cookie Monster!

  • It’s true! Those bastards have got him eating Vegetables now.
    Even Steven Colbert was concerned.

  • Sam

    “C its for carrot. And cookies are only for sometimes”

  • Limitus

    reminds me more of E.T. than cookiemonster…

    or is it just me?

  • SuperbForm

    Full artist credit would be a nice touch. Great piece.

  • Shar

    Monstrous Cookiebanititous, a lovely specimen illustration.

  • Matt Chi

    It’s Kevin!

  • Pretty easy to read on my 46″ monitor/tv 😉

  • theguy

    Under him it gives the scientific sounding name “Monsterous Cookiebanditious”.

  • Lucas

    C is for Carnage. That’s good enough for me.

  • Krome