Captain Planet’s Hidden Message

This is a few days after 420, but the I’m sure those of you who celebrated it aren’t sticklers for punctuality. Kidding! But seriously, you should appreciate this regardless, as it will give new meaning to one of your favorite kids’ shows.

I guess heart would be the feeling you experience after combining all the other elements. But when these powers combine its usually less saving the world from eco-terrorists, and more sitting on your couch watching Tosh.0 eating Cheetos. But hey, at least you’re not outside actively polluting, so that’s something.

Update: Oh yeah, it’s Earth Day. Forgot that still existed. Guess this is more relevant than I thought.


  • What

    This doesn’t really make sense. For one thing, it’s wind, not ‘air’, Pretty sure plants aren’t considered ‘earth’, and they don’t even mention heart!

    Get it togther, stoners.

  • Asdf

    I’m pretty sure that its all supposed to go straight to the heart…
    Ah, the 90’s… Nostalgia!

  • M

    Heart was stupid.

  • K

    THIS is stupid.

  • jon

    That poster is really grasping at straws with that connection. That’s kinda dumb and really doesn’t make any sense.

  • kenyon

    heart was the shiznit!!! what beats making someone all weepy and vulnerable to your cause… nothing thats what. only chuck norris could beat that little foreign kids heart magic. “HEART” see? now you think heart rules too. best shit ever.

  • JoeandMarysOtherSon

    Remember the opening to the show? The heart kid was in the middle of a damn forest fire.
    “OH MY GOD, THIS FOREST IS ON FIRE!”
    “Fear not, people, for I have the power of heart!”
    “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”