Well, it’s Halloween again, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t post a giant photo gallery of absurd and awesome costumes. What I’ve gone with this year is a specific look at TV show cartoon character costumes, which produce some pretty excellent stuff due to the fact that it’s quite hard to translate animation to real life. Some people do a pretty good job, like my friend up there as Quailman (literally, that’s my college buddy a few years back), and others? Well, you’ll see.
So check out the gallery below, prepare to laugh, cry and hide under the covers. And most of all, Happy (almost) Halloween from Unreality.
Verdict: Awful – Fred looks like he’s from Sailor Moon and Shaggy looks like Sideshow Bob.
Verdict: Awesome – The perfect shape, and the right attitude.
Verdict: Awesome – Mainly for the idea alone. This is probably the best you can really do Rugrats, right?
Verdict: Terrifying – Lisa and Homer look like they’re going to murder me in about two seconds.
Miss Piggy and Kermit (The Muppets)
Verdict: Awful – Though props for a bigger girl to have the balls to go as Miss Piggy.
Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Verdict: Awesome – Because Bugs’ head is on top of his head. And he’s playing bass.
Race Bannon (Jonny Quest)
Verdict: Awful – You correctly wore a red shirt and have jet white hair, but Race Bannon is not 75.
Verdict: Terrifying – They were always kind of scary, but seeing them in real life, full-size? I’m going to have nightmares tonight.
Verdict: Awesome – Come on, what about this is NOT awesome?
Verdict: Awful – Hey Captain, conservation applies to food too
Stewie (Family Guy)
Verdict: Terrifying – A football head is one thing, a six-foot sub on the other hand, and you look like something out of Silent Hill.
Verdict: Awesome – No, he never had his own TV show, but you can’t beat this shit.
Verdict: Awful – Someone needs to tell Donatello that the headband goes over his eyes, not above them.
Verdict: Terrifying – Clearly, but not the most terrifying picture in this post. Just wait…
Carl and Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Verdict: Awesome – Only could be better if Meatwad was an igloo.
Verdict: Awful – I’m sorry, but the fine crafting of your dresses aside, your eyes are not nearly the three-quarters-of-your-face size they should be.
Verdict: Awesome – Sure, no one is buff enough, but pretty damn good nonetheless.
Verdict: Terrifying – I get what you did with the eyes there, but good lord…
Verdict: Awful – You have the arms, but that is IT buddy.
Verdict: Neutral – It’s pretty hard to **** up the Smurfs.
Verdict: Awful – I actually dig Prime, but the other ones get two thumbs down.
Verdict: Awesome – But it sort of looks like Spongebob fell over and a dog popped out of the back of his head.
Wait for it….
Bert (Sesame Street)
Verdict: AHHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHHH!!!!
All pictures are property of their respective owners. Happy Halloween and may your costumes be half as memorable as these.