14 Ways Hannah McKay Could Have Disguised Herself on Dexter

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Yvonne Strahovski is hot. That’s great for her, for getting acting jobs, and great for Dexter, as she brightens up the screen whenever she appears. The problem is that she’s a little too hot. As in, she’s supposed to be playing an internationally wanted fugitive on the show, and shows up in Miami, the #1 spot she was hunted, with her appearance completely unchanged. Like, not even so much as a haircut.

This has bothered me for a while now on the show, but only recently became a pressing issue. In the last episode, Harrison had the world’s most infomercial-like treadmill accident, forcing Hannah to rush him to the hospital. When she did so, did she bother putting a hat on? Sunglasses? Anything?  No, and so the hospital attendant did indeed recognize the world’s hottest wanted criminal and the police are now about to break down her door as a result.

It’s terrible writing that she wouldn’t take any steps to change her appearence, and now it’s practically the sole reason for the biggest plot development this season. I’ve taken the liberty of photoshopping ways Hannah might have avoided getting caught by not looking exactly like herself out in public. Check them out below:

Hoodie Hannah

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Hat Hannah

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 Top Gun Hannah

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 Ginger Hannah

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Hipster Hannah

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 Russian Spy Hannah

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 Flu Mask Hannah

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Pirate Hannah

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 Hannah Tyson

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 Omar Hannah

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Duck Dynasty Hannah

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Juggalo Hannah

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“Not the Serial Killer You’re Looking For” Hannah

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Ultimate Stealth Hannah

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