Poptimus Prime here isn’t just the world’s most vulnerable Transformer, rejected from Michael Bay movies because the first helicopter explosion would shred him from head to toe. He’s also probably a world record, set by John Reid. Poptimus (I don’t know if that’s its actual name, but I don’t know how it could not be), is made up of 5,300 balloons and stands 50 feet tall. It’s supposed to be the largest balloon structure ever made by a single person.
Guinness hasn’t recognized the achievement yet, but who cares? Being internet famous is better than having Guinness Records these days anyway. 42 hours well spent, John.