Obama. Crossbow. Lion. Lightsaber.

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In this tumultuous election season, I will make no formal endorsement of a candidate, but I’m just going to leave this here and ask, “how can you NOT vote for the guy riding a lion wielding a crossbow and lightsaber?”

This is from Jason Heuser’s amazing “badass presidents” series, and you should check out all the other offerings on his Etsy page here.

  • Segashredder88

    That’s an awesome photo but it would be more suitable for an honorable president….oh wait…they don’t exist anymore.

  • jediguy

    Yea, still not gonna vote for him. Shoulda used the Ben Franklin one. That one is just over the top and the description is epic.


  • Bud the Chud

    He should have used a hammer and sickle, instead of a light saber and crossbow. At least that would make it a little more accurate.

  • Michael M

    The Ronald Regan one on his website is epic.

    Very dissapointed there is no Teddy R.

  • Michael M

    EDIT: Found the Teddy R one, still not better than the Reagan one.

  • og bobby j

    wouldnt it be better if he was sitting on the back of tax payers, and holding your money, so he could give it out to his voter base?

  • drunkenjunk

    i like the hammer and sickle idea. him and romney are both trash.

  • ponder

    it’s a red lightsaber?!?!? does that mean he’s a sith 🙁

  • cage

    now he can challenge bush!

    (anyone get that Robot Chicken reference?)

  • Draugr

    @ponger, it appears to be both green and red (more red towards the base)

    Watching all these people get butthurt over a picture has been the best part of this post.


  • Lightspeed

    The best thing about this is that Obama appears to be in the press briefing room.

    “Any questions, motherfuckers?”

    But, no, I would never vote for the guy. Worst President ever.

  • adder

    stay away from politics paul. we know you’re a lib but no one wants to visit this place for your politics

  • Postal

    Yes Paul, clearly you need to stay away from politics… he’s only the president of some Americans, not all of them…

    Can you believe these people? It’s getting worse every year.

  • petrino

    lol people who dont vote for obama should move to moslem land.
    there they kill gays, make sure women dont have rights and people who believe in god control everything.