A Gallery of Hello Kitty Ruining Everything You Love

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Guess how long Hello Kitty has been around? Over thirty years. Yeah, I know. And to this day, I still have no idea just what the **** exactly it is. It’s a character, and massively popular one, but it wasn’t spawned out of a TV show or video game or comic book. It’s just a character by itself, and has become a fashion statement synonmous with Japanese middle school girls, and as you’ll see, has pervaded all aspects of life as we know it..

I decided to do an experiment.  I thought of as many nouns as I could and typed them as “Hello Kitty (noun)” into Google Image search. I’m posting all the results I got until I became exhausted as I believe this could go on for a whole weekend.

So hit the jump to watch Hello Kitty destroy almost everything you hold dear with pink bows and a smile.

Batman!

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Bathrooms!

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Beer!

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Cars!

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Cats!

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Dogs!

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Fire Extinguishers!

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Guitars!

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Assault Rifles!

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Bike Tires! (really?)

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Star Wars!

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Houses!

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 iPods!

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Laptops!

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Cell Phones!

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Motorcycles!

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Pancakes! (Google ****ing Hello Kitty pancakes and see how many varieties you get)

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Tattoos!

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Planes!

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Trains!

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Superman!

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Sunglasses!

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Wine!

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Xbox!

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Toilet Paper!

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annnd Girls in Underwear!

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