The Only Good Thing in the Third “Meet the Parents” Will be Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is in talks to join the cast of the third installment of the “Meet the Parents” franchise, which is being prepped by director Paul Weitz for Universal Pictures and Tribeca Productions.

Alba will play a key role alongside Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner, and Owen Wilson.

So now it’s a franchise?  Funny because I thought it was a really funny original movie followed by one of the dumbest and pathetic sequels I’ve ever not seen.

That’s right, I saw maybe 10 minutes of the movie and as soon as there was fart humor and that little kid entered the screen I nearly vomited.  And now we’re making a third one?

Can someone please join me, invest a little cash and we’ll create a studio called “Movies that Don’t Suck?”  Where is the integrity of a movie studio?  Does it always have to be about the dollar?

Come on Universal!  You’re making billions of dollars.  Please, at least try to keep up some kind of quality in your movies here.  I mean is there any chance this movie is good?  And come on Robert Deniro and Dustin Hoffman.  Hell, even Ben Stiller.  Have you guys not made enough money in your careers?

As you can tell, this bothers me.   All except for the Jessica Alba part.



  1. Keith September 30, 2009
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