Ten Awesome Charlie Sheen Quotes

It’s not normally like us to jump on the bandwagon and make fun of celebrities who are on the front pages every single day for a week straight.  However, this entire Charlie Sheen is one of those once in a lifetime things that the press is really stretching to its outer limits.

And rather than blast the guy any further I thought we could focus on some of the lighter things in the life of Sheen.   Let us reflect on some quotes he’s made over the years.

Here are ten you’ll surely enjoy

*And don’t forget to check out the video at the end of this.  It’s amazing…..

On Probation

“I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you’re just sober because you’re on probation.”

On Rehab

“I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.”

On Sex

“I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn’t recommend five at once. There’s just not enough guy to go around.”

On Rehab part 2

“Slash sat me down at his house and said, You’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.”

On Life

“Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn’t”

On Reflection

“When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.”

On Two and a Half Men

“I’m gonna sue em all!”

On Crack most likely

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars

On Himself

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

On Drugs

“The last time I took drugs I probably took more that anyone could survive. I was banging seven gram rocks because that’s how I roll, I have one speed, go. I have a different constitution, a different brain, a different heart. I got tiger blood man.”

On his Sexual Exploits

“What’s not to love? Especially when you see how I party, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children”

And perhaps the best quote of all….


  • Where is the line drawn between crazy and genius? This guy is making himself a legend just by doing whatever the hell he wants. I love it.

  • Rob J

    There goes my Hero <3

  • I feel like I am watching a train wreck when I see him interviewed.

  • Greg

    and people wonder how the world got so bad…
    so many kids wanna be like this guy now

  • These are hilarious. I’m also really digging all the Charlie Sheen joke stuff that is popping up everywhere like this Charlie Sheen “winning” browser theme: http://thunderthemes.com/BT_ThemePage.php?themeid=226

  • Of Course Charlie Sheen Is Going to be WINNING if a person with the fame charlie sheen has decides to bombard the media with any coverage and even stuff that makes no sense, He is going to get bigger and bigger, he is using the medias weakness for wanting to know more and more about celebrities and asking questions to HIS advantage, Think about it people the things he says on his youtube and twitter pages plus in interviews makes him sound crazy the common person isnt looking at him thinking gee i like him, they are saying what crazy thing is he doing this time. i will go to see his shows because of this fact and people start hanging onto every word because its borderline crazy….. HE IS A GENIUS, and will be WINNING all the way to the bank. Once his WINNING lawsuit goes through he will probably make good on the buying of warner brothers though i recon just to push the fact that they never wanted to deal with him again. It would be funny for charlie to buy warner bros and rename it sheen bros. He and Emilio could run it LOL. On a final note just remember charlie is using the media and his self to his advantage and this song says it all.
    I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen
    It’s not available, if you try it once you will die
    Your face will melt off
    And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

    You love to party
    What’s not to love?
    The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
    Droopy eyed armless children
    That’s how I party
    That’s how I party

    I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
    I have one gear: GO – epic winning
    Are you bipolar?
    I’m bi-winning
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere

    —– inspirational bridge —–

    I’m a total frickin rock star from mars – winning
    C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
    You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere

    I’ve got a list — help me sort this
    From the epic win to the desperately winless

    Chicken nuggets – WINNING
    Bubblegum – WINNING
    Pretending to text to avoid someone – EPIC WINNING
    Slow dancing – WINNING
    Slow pantsing – WINNING
    Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions – WEAK

    Adonis blood – WINNING
    Violent love – WINNING
    Givin needy women caresses and hugs – EPIC WINNING
    Childbirth – WINNING
    Colin Firth -WINNING
    Tinky Winky’s purse………duh, WINNING, WINNING

    I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
    I have one gear: GO – epic winning
    Are you bipolar?
    I’m bi-winning
    Win here, win there, win everywhere

    I’m a total frickin rock star from mars – winning
    C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
    You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere

  • Charlie is kind of like the guy that most of us blokes what to be. Any guy that can get away with half the crap he does has to be admired 🙂

  • http://www.CharlieSheenSays.com – site for best quotes