Oh Come On, You Know You Want Even More American Pie

Book of Love

As if American Pie 3 wasn’t bad enough, are you people aware that there have been like 75 more of these movies?

The latest hilarious new escapade from the ever-popular, long-running American Pie comedy franchise, “American Pie Presents: The Book of Love”, comes to Blu-ray Hi-Def and DVD on December 22, 2009 from Universal Studios Home Entertainment. The newest release from the studio’s highly-successful DVD Originals film line is packed with the high-spirited humor, raucous antics, and outrageously-inspired sex-capades that have become a hallmark of the “American Pie” films.

In this newest adventure, a legendary guide to achieving guaranteed sexual success leads to unexpectedly hilarious predicaments in the funniest chapter yet

Clearly this little snippet wasn’t written by me, or any blogger for that matter because I for one would have used the term “what a load of crap” in the first sentence. I can’t even believe this is happening.

Again, I can completely understand the business of making money but come on Eugene Levy!  Have you no soul?  Sure, Kevin Federline making an appearance in this movie makes complete sense, as does Dustin Diamond, Bret Michaels,  C. Thomas Howell, and Curtis Armstrong AKA Booger.

But come on Eugene.  And it’s not just Eugene Levy.  It’s that there are tons of stupid teens out there that probably don’t even know the original American Pie existed.  That’s what’s really so sad about this thing.

It’s the iPhone Facebook application crowd that’s watching this crap and they can’t even appreciate how awesome the real American Pie is because they’re watching Blue Ray DVD shit versions.

These are definitely the same people who think the song “Don’t Stop Believing” originated from The Sopranos.   OK, now I’m just getting way too pissed.

Want to see the trailer?  God this is horrible

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCExfb6MXsA

[Via Starpulse]


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