Unless this class is called “Dissecting the Worst of American Literature 261” I think you’ve probably enrolled in the wrong class. I’m almost afraid to look at what the other three books are in the class as I assume they’re Breaking Dawn and all the rest. At least throw some Harry Potter in there!
Is anyone out there taking this class? If so, please feel free to write in and explain just how lovelorn Professor Garcha comes across in person.