You think that enlisting in the Empire and being a Stormtrooper is all fun and games? That you just roam around the Death Star, accidentally smacking your head on things? Well you’re wrong!
You haven’t been there where they send you to a world where the atmosphere is more ash than air. You’ve never seen your buddy’s head get cleaved clean off by a lightsaber. You’ve never had to bury him with your bare hands and go home and tell his wife and kids that he was killed by a surprisingly agile two foot tall green man! You know nothing!