The Greatest Joke Ever Told

It’s not everyday you see a picture like this one, which features three of the most legendary actors in Hollywood joking around at a bar.

Naturally, this needs a caption, as I’m curious as to what Sir Michael Caine could say to make Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson laugh so hard.

It took me a minute to remember on what occasion the three of them would be together, as presumably it would be the greatest narrated movie of all time, but then I remembered. Batman Begins of course! Alfred, Lucius Fox and Ra’s al Ghul must have needed a drink after a day of intense filming.

So, what do you think is being said here?

  • crispy

    -And then i told her ‘I wont sleep with you, but your sister is a different story’

  • j

    “…And that’s when I bought him a prostitute.”

    On the side, those three are the only males who know of Batman’s true identity.

  • It was probably Michael Caine doing his “Michael Caine” impression.

  • VonMelee

    “And so I say, ‘You’re not in a bloody comic book! This isn’t some dream you can just wake up from!'”

  • scott (the other one)

    “I mean, I was in the film for twelve and a half bloody minutes, they paid me seven million dollars for it, and people STILL ask me why I agreed to do Jaws IV.”

  • Anon

    @ j

    Depends on the comics, but I think there are several who know. In the recent movies, however, yes, that is true.

  • ash

    Rectum? Damn near killed him.

  • Sideshow

    “…and then she shat on a turtle!”

  • Guy Incognito

    “Then I said, ‘that’s not my finger, either'”

  • Guy Incognito

    “So the bartender says ‘What is this some kind of joke?'”

  • Gilbert

    “The Aristocrats!”

  • Guy Incognito

    “So what are you, a gay fish?”

  • Troy J.

    And then he put on the suit I made for him and it took him 20 minutes to figure out there were nipples on it!

  • ORA

    And this is how I trolled them.

  • Bashman

    “A English man, Irish man and black man walk into a bar…”

  • Dizzyg

    Hey Liam, been skiing lately?

  • EJ

    I can’t remember the whole joke, but I bet “Bob’s your uncle” is in there somewhere…

  • JoeandMarysOtherSon


  • Godzigla

    And THAT is a Rusty Venture!

  • Tommy

    “…and then I told him ‘For the next film, whenever you put on that suit, tie a tea bag around your tongue, and then swallow the end of it right before you say your lines'”

  • Andy

    “…so he said “Do you love me?” and she said “No, but that’s a real nice ski mask!””

  • Yautja

    Check this….Ebenezer Scrooge, God and Zeus walk into a bar…oh, wait…

  • Ryan

    “So, do you think Christian Bale will ever stop being a giant douche?”

  • saxon

    “…..and that’s how I drank Chuck Norris under the table”

  • James

    …so I said, “What did you expect? An Academy Award?”

  • Jeff

    “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

  • mike hunt

    what’s a nigga gotta do to get a rum and coke around here

  • J5

    “So I says to Mabel, I says to her, I says…”

  • Luke

    And then i told him: Christian, I’m Your father.

  • silentstorm

    “I was so afraid when it came my turn to jump out of the plane during my military training. My Sergent said that if I didn’t jump out that door, he was going to stick his rifle up my ass.”

    “Well, did you jump?”

    “A little. “

  • jp pare’

    I acted my ass of in dozens of films but do they call me an actor?
    but you go and bugger ONE Goat!

  • dannymanny10

    “And that’s how I ended up sleeping with he mother!”

  • keanu

    if you consider Cain’s hand gesture he’s obsviously saying: ” Do you mean to say that this isn’t five inches?”