The Eight Most Absurd Arnold Schwarzenegger Videos

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I’m not sure if there will ever be another action star quite as dynamic as Arnold Schwarzenegger, but if there is, I really, really hope his name is easier to spell.

There’s just no one that can match his level of hugeness, something that we’ve talked about at length on the site before, and I just felt like arraigning a video tribute to him today after watching him pop up in The Expendables trailer along with all his 80s action brethren.

1. On a 1973 Game Show

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCH3w_LnmHE

Afterward you know he banged all of them. At once.

2. Arnold Smokes Weed

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqep14L2f7k

Where can I get an “Arnold is Numero Uno” shirt?

3. Arnold’s Batshit Insane Japanese Commercial

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBlEbsM0jM

Yet it’s still better than Batman and Robin

4. Pumping Iron montage

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6IroYcyEI

LOOK AT HIM! You cannot tell me that he wasn’t built in a lab somewhere.

5. 160 Best Quotes

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

Good lord, probably the greatest quote collection for any actor ever.

6. Being Hit by an Egg as Governor

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw97LIBGbR4

He doesn’t even feel it until Secret Service starts brushing it off!

7. Commando Killcount

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R588uuIMuQ

Now THAT would make for a good drinking game

8. Explaining the Sexual Satisfaction of Weightlifting

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58D2SBBseNs

By far the greatest celebrity quote of all time.


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