The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time


Our friends at Pajiba took some time to make this rather excellent video which showcases some of the cheesiest movie quotes in movie history.

You may be sad that some of your favorites made this list, but as badass as some of these moments are, it’s hard to argue that lines like “get off my plane” aren’t inherently bad themselves.

I think Arnold has the most entries on the list, with Batman and Robin being the most quoted movie. Glad to see a lot of insane dialog moments from The Happening made it in there, though I’ll say they missed the one where Mark Wahlberg compliments his students’ perfect nose.

  • Where was Bruce Campbell!?

    “Hail to the king, baby”

  • Byrd


  • Andrew C

    How’d it get burned? HOW’D IT GET BURNED?? HOW’D IT GET BURNED??

  • Ooh ooh! KROQ106.7 radio station here in Southern California did a review of this video with Kevin Smith (Clerks)

    7th from the bottom

  • Parker Jammstein

    I’ve watched this several times before on Pajiba, and it still irks me that They Live makes it. I will fight anyone who thinks that’s not badass.

  • Metz

    How DARE they put the “Wilson” quote in there. That is one my the best lines ever. But it was fitting that it ended with Top Gun. Anyone who thinks that movie is actually good needs to read this to open their eyes.

  • Steve

    Yeah really, if Piper’s “They Live” line is on this list, then EVERY, and I mean EVERY one-liner spoken by the following should be on this list:

    1. Arnold
    2. Stallone
    3. Van Damme
    4. Seagal
    5. Norris
    6. Eastwood

    Yeah I said it, Eastwood. To me you’re nothing but dogshit. Now a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel, dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be squashed. Take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya.

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