Take a Load Off, Elephant Man

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Take a load off, Elephant Man.  It’s cool, dude.  You didn’t have to go to all the trouble of putting on a suit.  Is that a real bow tie?  Wow.  Look, if you want to wear a T-shirt and sweatpants, nobody’s gonna really care.  It’s fine.  You don’t even have to comb your hair.  We just want you to be comfortable, Elephant Man.  I promise nobody will take your casual dress as a sign of disrespect.  Take a load off – you deserve it.


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