Rosario Dawson will be Kevin James’ love interest in
Paul Blart: The Zookeeper. From Variety:
Rosario Dawson will star opposite Kevin James in romantic comedy “The Zookeeper,” with Happy Madison producing along with James, Todd Garner, Jeff Sussman and Jennifer Eatz.
Live actioner centers on zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their methods of dating and mating to help him win back the woman of his dreams. Leslie Bibb has also been signed to star.
So the animals will be giving advice on how to date and mate? In that case, will we see Kevin James pissing all over Rosario Dawson and eating his own feces? Because I’ll see that. Like six times.