Rambo II: The Musical


From the guys who brought you the surprisingly catchy Total Recall musical comes one done for Rambo II, this time titled “You’re Not Expendable.” As it turns out, Stallone has just as good of a singing voice as Arnold does. Who knew? Actually, I probably would have known.

This one actually has a female singing in it too, and it actually makes you believe that Rambo could make a pretty entertaining opera if done correctly. What, you’re telling me you wouldn’t go see Rambo on Broadway? You totally would over Rent, be honest.