Professor X Back On Form By Firing Rogue

Alright, after getting off track for the last few of these, Pete Holmes is back actually making fun of X-Men powers, rather than just their appearance. I love the idea that Professor X has to fire Rogue because she’s making their insurance premiums go up by “going around touching shit.”

“I can’t have people dying, just because you’re lonely.”

I love it. Glad to see these getting funnier again. I keep predicting Cyclops is next, and I’m always wrong, so who do you think it will be?



  • Tyler M.

    …He sounds just like “the crack fox”…

  • Nick Ramsay

    I feel like I should be getting sick of these. But I’m not.