10 Memorable Funny Movie Quotes From Non-Famous Actors

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We’ve all left the movie theater and repeated memorable lines from the films we just saw.  In fact sometimes these lines become a staple in our own conversations for prolonged periods of time.  But often times these lines are uttered by the stars of the movies.  I mean it stands to reason that the most famous quotes from most movies are said by its main characters.

However, once in a while you’ll get a line from an unexpected place and it’s that line that makes you laugh your ass off.  It doesn’t happen often but it does happen.

I’ve searched far and wide but I’ve managed to fine 10 memorable funny quotes from non-famous actors.   Amazingly enough I have clips of every one of them.  Enjoy!

“I’ll Have What She’s Having” – When Harry Met Sally


Rob Reiner’s mom.  Easily one of the most famous lines of all time.

“If Peeing  in your Pants is Cool, Consider me Miles Davis” – Billy Madison


Sandler couldn’t have responded better in this scene.

“We Ain’t Found Shit” – Spaceballs


Best.  Line.  Ever.

“Oh Rat Farts!” – Caddyshack


I mean come on.  Would you EVER say Rat Farts had you not seen this movie?

“Yeah” – Trading Places


Yes I know it’s only one word but let’s face it.  When you think of this scene it’s nearly impossible to mistake.  This big dude is the man.

“What’s Happening Hot Stuff?” – Sixteen Candles


The Donger!

“Wolfman’s Got Nards!” – Monster Squad


I cannot even fathom that they are remaking this movie.

“I Want my Two Dollars” – Better off Dead


Easily one of the most repeated lines of the 80s.

“I’m listening to the f*cking song!” – Slapshot


What the hell ever happened to those guys.

“F*ck Your Momma” – Vacation


Endless lines from this movie but this is the best by a non famous person.  I personally love “Honkey Lips” written on the car.

  • Bandit

    Excellent List kind sir. Got a morning LOL out of me.

  • Soul Paavo

    Good list, but kind of 80’s-centric. Also, isn’t that Michael Winslow in Spaceballs? You know, the sound effect guy from Police Academy?

  • Name required, indeed!

    Some chuckle-worthy honorable mentions in my book.

    Also in Better of Dead, Spaceballs and Billy Madison, respectively:

    “What’s a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?” – Taylor Negron in Better of Dead (man, I wish Taylor was classified more often as ‘famous’)

    “Yeah, they beat the shit out of us too!” – Trooper in Spaceballs. This one is good to compliment any statement made by a friend.

    “Don’t tell me my business, Devil Woman!” – the old guy who stamps out the flaming bag of poo. (He called the shit ‘poo’ – hahaha)

    “You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin’ teeth!” – Charles Napier in Blues Brothers.

    Man, I just know I’m going to remember 7 more in the next few hours since they’ll be spurted out based on muscle memory alone.

  • Henry


    “OKAY, USA!”

    –The Chinese organizer (I think) of the Kumite competition.

  • Alex

    Does this count? He is famous but technically not a famous actor