The Most Cheesy Yet Awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger Lines From His Best Action Movies

Commando

Can you even imagine how much fun it would have been being a screenwriter knowing that Arnold Schwarzenegger was your star?  Let me explain.  You’ve got this huge bulky guy doing action movies and he has a ridiculous accent.  He kills stuff like 100 times a movie and goes up against incredibly silly looking villains.

Seriously guys.  The possibilities are endless.  I swear to God these writers knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote these lines.  First of all I never realized how many curses there were (but well worth it because it’s funny hearing a guy with an accent curse.

Second of all, the amount of cheesiness is simply unmatched.

Enjoy the most cheesy yet awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger lines from his best action movies

Commando

Arnold

He’s Dead Tired

Let off some steam, Bennett

I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry

You’re a funny man, Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

Predator

Predator

You’re one… *ugly* motherfucker!

If it bleeds, we can kill it

So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder?

Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

Get to the Chopper!

Raw Deal

Raw Deal

Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it’s your turn

You should not drink and bake!

Max, if you’re the best there is, the wheel would never have been invented.

What do you think I look like, Dirty Harry?

Terminator 2

Terminator

Hasta la vista, baby.

Chill out, dickwad.

No problemo.

Of course; I’m a terminator.

I swear I will not kill anyone.

True Lies

True

Yeah: I’m going to kill you pretty soon.

Get the fuck out of here. Just get out of here.

Have you ever killed anyone?  Yeah, but they were all bad.

What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?

Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.

The Running Man

Running Man

Killian, here’s your Subzero, now plain zero.

[after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?  He had to Split

[trying to get Dynamo’s attention] Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!

[after killing Damon Killian]  Now that hit the spot.

I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I’ll strangle you in front of the whole audience.

Total Recall

Recall

[Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her in the head, killing herConsider that a divorce!

Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you. It’s the best mindfuck yet.

Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air!

What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?



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