I can’t believe this is an actual movie. It’s like they asked a second grade grade boy to come up with the plot. And it stars Deborah “Debbie” Gibson? My lord. The effects look pretty crappy, but could this be a “so bad it’s awesome” movie? Perhaps. A bottle of Jack Daniels may make that shark look like something out of Deep Blue Sea as opposed to something some 19 year old cooked up at the local vocational school.
Debbie Gibson does look quite doable, though, so at least there’s that.
I submit that as bad as this is, it will be better than Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. Two Girls One Cup was better than that piece of feces.