‘Jennifer’s Body’ Red Band Trailer is All Sorts of Ridiculous

Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s bloodthirsty, demon-possesed, hyper sexualized Megan Fox! If that’s not our country’s new version of a superhero, I’m not sure what is. We’ve been waiting to see Megan Fox get her psycho killer on, and now with this new redband trailer from ShockTillYouDrop (click that if the embed doesn’t work), we finally get a full-on dose.

The results? I mean, she’s hot.

Want to know what happens when Diablo Cody writes horror? Well, as it turns out, it comes across like it could have been written by a fourteen year old girl. Example:

Mean Girls Girl: Jennifer is evil.

Doofy guy:
Yeah, I know.

Mean Girls Girl:
No I mean, like really evil, not high school evil.


  • ComfortableMadness

    So, she turns down scripts without reading them because they are “lame” but she does this. Yeah…ummm…I get it.

  • Madison

    @ ComfortableMadness

    Yes, I love how she refers to Wonder Woman and other projects as lame and beneath her, but then signs on for “Jennifer’s Body.”

  • IcemanD

    One word: ugh

    The more popular this girl gets the more I dislike her. She was all kinds of hot until she opened her mouth.

  • AT

    Sadly enough, that was the best dialogue in the trailer! It definitely looks like true horror, but it looks like Friday the 13th meets Saved by the Bell.

  • Diablo Cody = the only woman in Hollywood more overrated than the star of her new film

  • Madison

    @ Robyn Robotron

    Eh, I thought Juno was really well-written…just not necessarily as a screenplay. Probably would have made a better novella; nobody talks like that and Ellen Page’s character was incredibly unlikeable.

    Anyway, I do think Cody’s 15 minutes are about up, so you have that to look forward to.

  • Hikari

    @ Madison

    Hey! I talk a bit like that. Not so over the top and forced, but WHATEVAH.

    Anyways, the thing that bugs me the most is that Megan Fox’s character tells Amanda Seyfried to go to a Chinese lady to get her nails done. Seriously, is Diablo so lazy that she can’t even get her stereotypes right?! xx