Jennifer Aniston to Annoy James Bond in Next Film?

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Forget Josh Hartnett in Thor, this is one casting rumor that has the potential to be truly terrifying, Jennifer Aniston as the next Bond girl. How the hell did this all start?

The latest rumor cooking up at the Daily Express (as outlined on Ace Showbiz) states that after Aniston told Elle Magazine that she’d love to do a James Bond action flick with Daniel Craig, she perked up the ears over at EON, Bond’s production company.

The source is quoted as saying: “We’re always looking for the next Bond girl. She has to be beautiful but she also needs to have brains. It helps if she’s athletic and able to keep up with the intense stunt work a Bond movie demands. Jennifer has all these qualities. It’s great to hear she’d love to do a movie because we have used established actresses before such as Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards. It’s great she’s a fan.”

The source went on to say that it’s likely she’ll now be called in to meet with producers as another sequel starts brewing.

I’ve been waiting to express my disdain for Jennifer Aniston for a while now, but haven’t had the chance because she never does anything remotely relevant. But start trying to cast her a Bond girl, and yeah, you’ve got my attention.

1) Jennifer Aniston is not hot. I don’t care what you say, she is simply not. She can be photoshopped to look halfway decent (see above), but she is just not a good looking individual.

2) Jennifer Aniston is not a good actress. Friends was a good show, but it had little to do with Aniston individually, and ever since it ended she has been playing varying versions of Rachel to different amounts of success, usually ranging from none (Along Came Polly) to almost none (The Break Up) to moderate (Marley and Me).

3) If no one is talking about her, she’ll start doing something controversial like hook up with/break up with John Mayer, or take her clothes off for a “controversial” scene in The Break Up (the only reason anyone saw that movie) or for the cover of GQ as demonsrated above.

I could go on, but I guess the only one that’s really relevant to this topic is #2. There is no possible way she could hold her own dramatically in something as big as a Bond movie. Also, Terri Hatcher and Denise Richards were horrible in their Bond movies, so don’t use that as an example.

I heard that Slumdog Millionaire‘s Frieda Pinto is rumored to be in the next Bond movie as well. Here’s hoping she gets the lead, and Aniston gets to be the girl Bond has sex with then immediately dies thereafter.


  • Will

    That would totally ruin it! She’s not a good actress.

  • Denely

    The above article is very shallow, in my opinion, that its writer sees Jennifer in those light. Firstly, what does “hot” mean? I don’t care if this article’s writer doesn’t think Jen isn’t hot … one thing for sure, a huge following of fans, journalists, and not-necessarily fans believe that Jen is BEAUTIFUL. She has the type of beauty and personality that need not project that “seductive” look, yet she appeals to many people.

    Jennifer is an OUTSTANDING ACTRESS — for her “Friends” role and her ensuing movie roles were all convincing. I strongly believe that she can easily switch from one role to another if given the chance. Did you ever look at the effect she had in the movie “Derailed” — a known pretty-faced comedian to a deceiving cohort of the story’s baddy?

    People talk about Jennifer not because she starts up on something controversial, but she’s just very appealing to many people, and everything she does calls attention and then people talk about it.

    Yes, I’d love to see JENNIFER ANISTON as the next Bond girl! Her big attraction to people will add greatness to any “Bond” move.

    Her type of beauty will be a fresh look for any Bond masterpiece! Through her “Derailed” movie, I saw she has that dramatic talent. Plus she is fit, a great figure, which will be a great weapon for action. As evidenced by the success of her movies, especially “The Break Up” and “Marley & Me” and the big sales of magazines that bear her photo on the cover and her huge fan-following, she has all the attributes that will contribute greatly to the huge success of a Bond movie. I can’t wait to see the Bond movie/s with JENNIFER ANISTON in the lead role together with DANIEL CRAIG.

    And why are there detractors to Jen’s probable success?
    Because she has become such a huge star! A phenomenon!

    Jennifer is uniquely beautiful, talented — a type of talent that is flexible into different types of roles, and very much loved. Fortunately or unfortunately, her many fans do not bother to respond to such nasty articles such as yours, but their presence is very obvious in the many fan-sites that are dedicated to Jennifer and her career.

  • Denely

    Sorry I have to repeat below my earlier message with a couple of corrections on the first couple of lines and modifications on its format:

    The above article is very shallow, in my opinion, that its writer sees Jennifer in that light. Firstly, what does “hot” mean? I don’t care if this article’s writer doesn’t think Jen is hot … one thing for sure, a huge following of fans, journalists, and not-necessarily fans believe that Jen is BEAUTIFUL. She has the type of beauty and personality that need not project that “seductive” look; yet she appeals to many people.

    Jennifer is an OUTSTANDING ACTRESS — for her “Friends” role and her ensuing movie roles were all convincing. I strongly believe that she can easily switch from one role to another if given the chance. Did you ever look at the effect she had in the movie “Derailed” — a known pretty-faced comedian to a deceiving cohort of the story’s baddy?

    People talk about Jennifer not because she starts up on something controversial, but she’s just very appealing to many people, and everything she does calls attention and then people talk about it.

    Yes, I’d love to see JENNIFER ANISTON as the next Bond girl! Her big attraction to people will add greatness to any “Bond” move.

    Her type of beauty will be a fresh look for any Bond masterpiece! Through her “Derailed” movie, I saw she has that dramatic talent. Plus she is fit with a great figure — an asset that will be a great weapon for action.

    As evidenced by the success of her movies, especially “The Break Up” and “Marley & Me” and the big sales of magazines that bear her photo on the cover and her huge fan-following, she has all the attributes that will contribute greatly to the huge success of a Bond movie.

    I can’t wait to see the Bond movie/s with JENNIFER ANISTON in the lead role together with DANIEL CRAIG.

    And why are there detractors to Jen’s probable success as a Bond-girl? Because she has become such a huge star! A phenomenon!

    Jennifer is uniquely beautiful, talented — a type of talent that is flexible into different types of roles – and very much loved by many. Fortunately or unfortunately, her many fans do not bother to respond to such nasty articles such as yours, but their presence is very obvious in the many fan-sites that are dedicated to Jennifer and her career.

  • mr ass

    screw you sub zero.

  • refreshing to find someone else who thinks jennifer aniston is sooo overrated. the stuff you said about her are the exact same things i am thinking. haha!

  • Jennifer Aniston i love your acts, your movies, shows and many more especially friends. I just really like them

  • Da Cuntstabber

    So, wothout defending her, you say she’s ugly but you like Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson? Boy you need to get out more