I Don’t Understand Japan and Their Giant Chocolate John McClane


Well, the reviews of A Good Day to Die Hard are abysmal enough where I’m not about to go see it this weekend, but it seems that Japan was pretty excited about the film. They just don’t really know how to properly express that.

That’s why things like life size chocolate statues of John McClane exist. Because Japan. That’s really all their is to it. I’m really quite impressed with it, particularly the detail on the chocolate machine gun. The only way I would be more impressed was if it shot M&Ms.

There’s one more picture below so you can see how big this thing actually is. Sadly, Bruce Willis does not surprised everyone by bursting out of it.



  1. Bob February 15, 2013
  2. Caleb K February 15, 2013
  3. anon February 16, 2013
  4. Tim February 16, 2013
  5. Jen February 18, 2013

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