How to Date Mark Hamill

Back in the days before we worshipped idiots like Kim Kardashian and Snooki, celebrity magazines still existed, but focused on a different set of stars.

Here’s an excerpt from one that profiles then teen hearthrob Mark Hamill, fresh off of Star Wars and ready to date all the hot young fans flinging themselves at them.

In short, you should be a casually dressed surfer chick who loves yoga, art, sci-fi and doesn’t act “suspicious” when he’s filming with Carrie Fisher, whatever that means. Do you qualify?

  • Andy

    F*#$, I’ve been totally acting suspicious while he films with Carrie Fisher. Guess I’ll have to settle for f$%cking Admiral Ackbar. He’s cool with how sneaky I am around Fisher.