How Life Should Be According to Woody Allen


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I’m not a big Woody Allen fan, despite being something of a movie critic (I’ll be on RottenTomatoes next year hopefully!). Yes, I appreciate Annie Hall and Manhattan and what not, but the dude just makes TOO MANY MOVIES, and the quality of them suffers because of that, and I think the man is past his prime at this point.

My decidedly un-mainstream criticism of the man’s work aside, I do really love this quote from him about living life in reverse. It’s like Benjamin Button, but way more clever and fun.

Also, the man needs to get it out of his head that Scarlett Johansson is a good actress. I know she’s got an epic rack which reads on camera quite well, but pick a better muse man!