Harry Potter Endures His Toughest Test Yet: The Staring Contest


Lord Voldemort and Snape seem to be the least of Harry’s problems in the upcoming Half-Blood Prince.  Nothing is more intense and terrifying than a good old fashioned staring contest.  Is Harry up to the task?

By the way, how do staring contests really work?  Is the loser the person who looks away first or who blinks first?  I always played until someone looks away; going too long without blinking is too much to handle.  I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater.  Again.

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