What Disney Taught Us Growing Up

For the girls:

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Be helpless and super hot and someday, your prince will come. You can even be in a coma or a mute half-fish, as long as you’re hot.

For the guys:

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So what’s that again, be rich (or act rich) and be hot? Disney wants everyone to be hot, I’ve got that much down.  As for the names, you’ve got me. I’ve got Aladdin, Prince Charming (though I don’t know which one that is) and let’s say….Prince Valiant. That’s got to be one of them.