Barbie to Slut It Up On the Big Screen

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(pictured here, in molded plastic patriotic form)

To be fair, there have been Barbie movies for years. But they’re straight to DVD pieces of garbage filmed in CGI that looks like someone took a crap in Adobe Illustrator and put in a plastic case.

No, we’re talking about a real live version of Barbie to hit the big screen to entertain children everywhere with her ability to shop and dress provocatively enough to attract a man who literally has no brain.

Now the talk turns to casting, out of every blonde bombshell in Hollwood, who can literally play the Barbie doll they’re all trying to emulate? I think the closest this country has to a Barbie doll is the above Heidi Montag, but Anna Farris and Reese Witherspoon have practically played that same role already. What do you think?

[via THR]


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  1. Madison September 25, 2009
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