I used to like Ashton Kutcher, I really did. I thought he was hilarious as perma-dolt Kelso in That ’70s Show. I even liked the first season or two of punked. But once he married Demi Moore and got a million Twitter followers, something changed, and now when I see him I just want to punch him in the face.
So how do you make someone you already think is annoying, even more unlikable? Well, give him a little scarf, a little earring and a completely non-sensical accent, and watch him hook up with dozens of hot chicks on screen. I’ve just described The Spread trailer above, and even though the word “douche” is completely overused in today’s society, I can’t think of another word to better describe “Nikki.” Am I wrong?