A Long Time Ago, In a Parallel Universe Far Far Away

“Alderaan is so beautiful this time of year! I think I’m going to build my summer home here in that charming Senator Organa’s neighborhood.”

“Yes, my Lord”

“Oh and get the Life Star to shoot its terraforming laser on the surround moons, so we can solve some of the overpopulation problems here.”

“Yes, my Lord.”

“Also, Luke called, he wants to know if you wanted to come podracing with him this weekend on Tatooine. What should I tell him?”

“Yes, my Lord.”

“Push me higher, Vader.”

“Yes, my Lord.”

  • illeaturfamily

    Man I had a serious nerd moment. I read the first line and was like “Hey now, Alderaan got blown the f. up.”

    Then I read the rest and got the drift. Nonetheless, very funny :)

  • Ugo Strange

    *dies laughing*

    *is resurrected*

    *dies again laughing*