A Harry Potter Mind Melt


You know, after reading all these books three times, and seeing every movie, you would think I could have figured this out on my own, but alas, this is the first I’ve heard of such a theory. And really, how can it not be what JK Rowling intended?

For the uninitiated, I’m not even going to attempt to explain what the hell this is talking about, as you wouldn’t give a shit anyway, but the rest of you Potter fans, did you all know this? Am I  just an idiot? It’s a theory that I don’t think can be proven false. It’s EXACTLY why/how each of these characters died, with Potter in particular literally greeting death as an old friend (a-la-Dumbledore). Snape died serving Lily’s memory, and we all know Voldemort was a giant power hungry prick. It’s perfect, and I have to give JK Rowling a great deal of credit if this was embedded in the story so long and many of us are just realizing it now. Alright, my mind is so blown, I need to lie down for while.


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