10 Hilarious Abridged Movie Scripts

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Note: This post is a classic from 2009, but I just spent some time in the hospital last night and I couldn’t write enough for today. Check out The Editing Room listed below for more recent funny abridged scripts. I really do love these.

Yes, I have a post for you that requires not looking at pretty pictures or funny videos, but copious amounts of READING. Deal with it. I promise it’s worth your while.

I recently stumbled upon this thoroughly awesome site called The Editing Room, where a very talented dude named Rod rewrites movie scripts in short, abridged and hilarious format. I read his Wolverine rewrite, then immediately sat down and read about 20 others.

Below I’ve collected picture links to ones I thought were some of the best. I picked all movies I thought were sh*tty because those are more fun to read.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, and you’ll be addicted, I promise. Click on the screenshot to read the rest of that script.

1) X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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2) Gran Torino

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3) Twilight

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4) The Incredible Hulk

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5) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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6) Jumper

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7) I Am Legend

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8) Live Free or Die Hard

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9) Halloween

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10) Ghost Rider

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  • http://bears.org az

    I spent an entire day digging thru the archives of the Editing room site to read about the better versions of movie I hate,
    now I have arrived at a point where I watch movies for the sole reason I could read appreciate the funnier version on editing room.

  • tuffy

    Are you ok???

  • http://www.fivedaily.info Uncoolaidman

    What is the Ed Norton story with the Incredible Hulk. From what I read it really seemed like the studio, not Norton, was in the wrong. Is there something I’m missing? Please don’t let one of my favorite actors be a dick.

  • Guy Incognito

    I love all lists go like this now:


    6
    7
    Smiley with Sunglasses
    9
    10

  • Grimlock_Smash

    Like Tuffy, I’m also concerned. I would hate to have to do actual work while I’m at work.

  • Aleina

    Great post like The Greatest Movie Scenes of All Time.. Starring You!
    http://funnyandspicy.com/the-greatest-movie-scenes-of-all-time-starring-you

  • riot_invoked

    The HTML renderer is hilarious when 8) becomes the smiley face with sunglasses

  • riot_invoked

    I didn’t even escape it myself!! HAHA