The Morning Link: Toys that Prepare Children for a Life of Menial Labor


If you want to know how bad the economy is, look no further than your nearest toy store. Where kids used to dream of becoming astronauts or war heroes, the toy industry is now working hard to massively lower their expectations for the future.

These very real toys seem to exist only to let your kid know they’re going to be wrist deep in shit for a long, long time, so get used to it now when it’s colorful and made of plastic.

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